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{"fact":"The first formal cat show was held in England in 1871; in America, in 1895.","length":75}
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{"fact":"The first cat in space was a French cat named Felicette (a.k.a. \u201cAstrocat\u201d) In 1963, France blasted the cat into outer space. Electrodes implanted in her brains sent neurological signals back to Earth. She survived the trip.","length":224}
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{"fact":"You check your cats pulse on the inside of the back thigh, where the leg joins to the body. Normal for cats: 110-170 beats per minute.","length":134}
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